
The Innocents Abroad
Mark Twain went abroad in 1867 aboard the steamship Quaker City, and the letters he mailed home became this comic account of a five-month tour through Europe and the Holy Land. He pokes fun at his fellow pilgrims, the guides who inflate the history of every relic, and the reverent travel writers who came before him. Paris, Rome, Athens, Constantinople, and Jerusalem all pass under his skeptical, wisecracking eye. Behind the jokes sits a sharp American looking hard at the Old World and refusing to be impressed on cue. It was the best-selling of Twain’s books during his lifetime and did much to make his name. Free PDF and EPUB editions are available here.
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The Innocents Abroad (1869) is a public domain work.
| # | Chapter | Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1 | 18:22 | |
| 2 | Chapters 2-3 | 17:02 | |
| 3 | Chapters 4-5 | 29:53 | |
| 4 | Chapters 6-7 | 38:52 | |
| 5 | Chapters 8-9 | 24:27 | |
| 6 | Chapters 10-11 | 26:34 | |
| 7 | Chapters 12-13 | 43:07 | |
| 8 | Chapters 14-15 | 40:28 | |
| 9 | Chapters 16-17 | 30:52 | |
| 10 | Chapters 18-19 | 47:14 | |
| 11 | Chapters 20-21 | 30:26 | |
| 12 | Chapter 22 | 22:21 | |
| 13 | Chapter 23 | 27:20 | |
| 14 | Chapter 24 | 19:48 | |
| 15 | Chapter 25 | 19:47 | |
| 16 | Chapter 26 | 39:05 | |
| 17 | Chapter 27 | 25:40 | |
| 18 | Chapter 28 | 19:02 | |
| 19 | Chapters 29-30 | 32:30 | |
| 20 | Chapter 31 | 18:42 | |
| 21 | Chapter 32 | 29:20 | |
| 22 | Chapter 33 | 23:26 | |
| 23 | Chapter 34 | 27:22 | |
| 24 | Chapter 35 | 11:16 | |
| 25 | Chapter 36-37 | 31:05 | |
| 26 | Chapter 38 | 17:43 | |
| 27 | Chapter 39 | 10:04 | |
| 28 | Chapter 40 | 20:17 | |
| 29 | Chapter 41 | 14:31 | |
| 30 | Chapter 42 | 12:28 | |
| 31 | Chapter 43 | 13:30 | |
| 32 | Chapter 44 | 23:27 | |
| 33 | Chapter 45 | 26:31 | |
| 34 | Chapter 46 | 18:29 | |
| 35 | Chapter 47 | 28:04 | |
| 36 | Chapter 48 | 23:09 | |
| 37 | Chapter 49 | 21:35 | |
| 38 | Chapter 50 | 21:45 | |
| 39 | Chapter 51 | 28:19 | |
| 40 | Chapter 52 | 13:35 | |
| 41 | Chapter 53 | 32:22 | |
| 42 | Chapter 54 | 23:43 | |
| 43 | Chapter 55 | 36:34 | |
| 44 | Chapter 56 | 9:53 | |
| 45 | Chapter 57 | 17:24 | |
| 46 | Chapter 58 | 31:52 | |
| 47 | Chapters 59-60 | 14:03 | |
| 48 | Chapter 61 & Conclusion | 22:59 |
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