Tarántula
Thermometer dropping
the original undertaker, Jane, with bangs, & her hysterical bodyguard, Coo, who comes from Jersey & always carries his lunch/ they screech around the corner & tie the old buick into a lamppost/ along came three bachelors sprinkling the sidewalk with fish/ they spot the mess. first bachelor, Constantine, he winks at second bachelor, Luther, who immediately takes off his shoes & hangs them around his neck. George Custer IV, third bachelor, weary from trying to chew up a stork, takes out his harmonica & hands it to first bachelor, Constantine, who after twisting it into form of a fork, reaches into shoulder holster of the bodyguard, removes a sickle, & replaces it with this out of shape musical instrument… Luther begins to whistle ‘Comin thru the Rye’ George IV gives out with a wee chuckle… all three continue down the avenue & dump the leftover fish into the unemployment office, all except of course for a few trout, which they give to the lady at the lost & found/ accident is reported at 3 P. M. it is ten below zero
do people tell you to your face youve changed? do you feel off
ended? are you seeking companionship? are you plump? 4ft. 5?
if you fit & are a full blooded alcoholic catholic, please call
UH2-6969
ask for Oompa